[[Standing outside the Airport. There is a sign saying "Airport" and a plane in the background.]]
Girl: Okay, what airline?
Guy: I'm following you.
Girl: ...I'm following *you*.
Guy: I assumed we were walking to the bakery.
Girl: You always assume that!
[[Presumably the security checkpoint]]
Security Guy: Lockpicks? These are... illegal, actually. Where did you get them?
Guy: Oh man, it all started with this hacker girl.
Security Guy: You need to come with -
Guy: Sure, sure. But man, let me tell you about her!
[[On a plane]]
Announcement: If your device has a "Transmit" function, please disable it.
Guy: Okay - hang on, I'm half way through the iwconfig man page.
[[Security checkpoint]]
Security guy: Sir, is this container under three ounces?
Guy with hat: Not sure, how much blood is there in a churchmouse?
Security guy: Why don't you just go.
{{Alt text: Under three ounces, but it stains panties.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.