[[My Problem: Thinking Ahead]]
Man: She's cute.
Woman: This food is problematic.
Man: Oh man, she's quoting Firefly.
Man: It's the perfect opening. But wait. I'm moving in the fall. If we hit it off, how will I deal with that?
Man: I don't want to ask her to derail her plans. And with things unresolved with Megan, can I really commit enough to make that kind of decision?
Man: Oh God.
Man: Gotta get out.
Man: The window.
<<CRASH>>
{{Alt text: Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.