[[A drowsy man walks over to another man on a computer]]
Man 1: *Yawn* Good morning from Taipei.
Man 2: You're drifting west. You were in Honolulu just yesterday.
Narrator: Our sleep schedules are so messed up that's it's easiest to just refer where are internal clocks seem to be.
{{title text: As my standard, I use going to sleep at midnight and waking up at 8 AM.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.