[[First Man sitting at computer reading an article]]
Article: Premier Election Solutions (formerly Diebold) has blamed ohio voting machine errors on problems with the machines' McAfee antivirus software.
First Man: Wait. "Antivirus software"? On voting machines? {{italics}} You're doing it wrong.
[[Second Man enters the frame and speaks to First Man]]
Second Man: Why? Security is good, right?
First Man: Of course. But, well-
First Man: Imagine you're at a parent-teacher conference, and the teacher reassures you that he always wears a condom while teaching.
Second Man: Ah. Strictly speaking, it's better than the alternative.
First Man: -Yet someone is clearly doing their job horribly wrong.
{{Alt Text: And that's *another* crypto conference I've been kicked out of. C'mon, it's a great analogy!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.