[[Girl walks up to boy pouring himself a drink]]
Girl: Now, this is a story all about how
Girl: My life got flipped turned upside down
Girl: And I'd like to take a minute
Girl: Just sit right there
Girl: I'll tell you how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who.
Girl: I think we should break up.
[[Cut to dropped glass, drink spilled on ground]]
Narrator: The reverse Bel-Air only works once, so make it something unforgettable.
Boy: ...wait, seriously?
Girl: Yeah.
{{Alt-text: This is a story all about how I started drinking.}}
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