[[Reporter and a Scientist are facing each other, sitting in chairs.]]
Reporter: So, Quantum Teleportation-
Scientist: The name is misleading. It's a particle statistics thing.
Reporter: So it's not like Star Trek? That's boring.
Scientist: Okay, I'm sick of this. Every time there's a paper on Quantum Teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story.
[[Scientist leaves seat and moves behind it]]
Reporter: But-
[[Scientist has gone to device that was behind him and was out of the scope of the three previous panels.]]
Scientist: Talk to someone else. I'm going to the Bahamas. <<Click>>
[[The Scientist switches a device on.]]
[[Device labeled "TELEPORTER" is switched from "Quantum" to "Regular".]]
<<VRMMM>>
{{The scientist is beamed up in classic Star Trek fashion}}
{{alt-text: Science should be exactly as cool as the headlines sound. Like the "RUSSIANS CUT APART AND REASSEMBLE DOGS" thing}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.