[[Man in Hat approaches a girl tying at a computer]]
Man in Hat: What are you writing?
Girl: Virus.
Man in Hat: What's it do?
Girl: When someone tries to post a YouTube comment, it first reads it aloud back to them.
Narrator: Soon everywhere:
[[A person is commenting on YouTube]]
<<type>><<type>><<type>>
[[Youtube comment is read back]]
Commenter: ...I'm a moron.
[[Commenter leaves desk]]
[[Commenter is seen sitting on steps, depressed]]
[[Commenter has head in hands]]
Commenter: I...
Commenter: I didn't know.
{{alt text: Man, I just wanted to know how babby was formed.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.