Title text: XKCD presents a guide to numerical sex positions:
69
[[traditional sixty-nine position, mutual oral sex]]
99
[[sort of a standing doggy-style position]]
71
[[girl is bent over a table]]
34
Guy: Uh.
[[guy and girl look confusedly at each other]]
8^(1
2)
Narrator: Guys?
[[guy and girl are staring blankly at each other]]
ln(2 pi)
Narrator: Aww, c'mon...
[[girl begins walking away]]
{{title text: We didn't even get to the continued fractions!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.