[[Character sits at his computer desk, staring at his computer.]]
It's over.
After twenty months it's finally over.
I don't have to be an election junkie anymore.
[[Closeup of character's face and screen.]]
I don't have to care about opinion polls, exit polls, margins of error, attack ads, game-changers, tracking polls, swing states, swing votes, the Bradley effect, or <name> the <occupation>.
I'm free.
[[Character staring at his computer screen, full shot.]]
[[Character types on his computer.]] <<Tap Tap>>
[[On screen]]Google "2012 polling statistics"
{{Title text: "Someday I'll be rich enough to hire Nate Silver to help make all my life decisions. 'Should I sleep with her?' 'Well, I'm showing a 35% chance it will end badly.' "}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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