[[Black Hat Guy is holding up a video game. Woman is holding up a harness.]]
Black Hat Guy: Hey. I sold your Roomba on Craigslist so I could buy myself Left 4 Dead.
Woman: But I eBayed your XBox so I could get this dueling harness for my Roomba!
Black Hat Guy: Aww.
Woman: Aww.
{{alt text: Every Roomba needs a dueling harness..}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.