Male: "Mmm, simultaneous orgasms"
Female: "That wasn't simultaneous"
Male: "Huh? It totally was!"
A common disagreement when one of you is doing all the moving
{{Alt Text: I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.