Bloggers were recently amused to discover that, according to Google Trends, the search term "men kissing" is most popular in conservative Utah. A few other embarrassing correlations:
Search Term, Top City
Installing Ubuntu, Redmond, WA
Running for President in 2010, Wasilla, AK
Lincoln Fan Fiction, Chicago, IL
Raptors on Hoverboards, Somerville, MA
How is babby formed?, Wasilla, AK
I hate this website, Mountain View, CA
{{Alt Text: Obama has been writing Lincoln
Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.