[[A woman and a man holding a green bottle are standing beside a crib. Another green bottle is lying on the floor.]]
Woman: More sugary drinks? Are you
trying
to give her diabetes?
Man: Yeah - then we keep her supplied with insulin unless things go wrong.
Narration: I take the Jurassic Park approach to parenting.
{{title text: Kids are genetic experiments. We're just experimenting responsibly!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.