Mephistopheles: Welcome to Hell. Here's-
Mephistopheles: Wait. I know you.
Mephistopheles: You're the Fujitsu exec who killed the Q-series.
Fujitsu Exec: ...Yes?
Mephistopheles: The Q2010 was the perfect laptop!
Mephistopheles: Powerful, durable, had every feature, and made the Air look <u>bulky<
u> And that was back in 2006!
Fujitsu Exec: But noone bought it!
Mephistopheles: Then you marketed it wrong!
Fujitsu Exec: Wait. Don't you <i>encourage<
i> evil acts down here?
Mephistopheles: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too!
Mephistopheles: Although it's moot, since we have an exclusive deal with Sony.
Fujitsu Exec: I <i>knew<
i> it!
{{Alt text: The xkcd.com sysadmin has a Q2010, and I can attest that it can handle a fall down several flights of concrete steps. Relatedly, he's upset with me - I hope he doesn't take revenge by messing with my site's contenDISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.