Girl (on the phone): Can my boyfriend come along?
Guy: I'm not your boyfriend!
Girl: You totally are.
Guy: I'm casually dating a number of people.
Girl (pointing to a chart): But you spend twice as much time with me as with anyone else. I'm a clear outlier.
Guy: Your math is irrefutable.
Girl: Face it - I'm your statistically significant other.
{{title text: ... okay, but because you said that, we're breaking up.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.