[[Hat Guy is holding blood stained rags while woman is holding an equally bloody mop]]
Hat Guy: Okay, got the blood off the walls.
Woman: I finished the floor
Hat Guy: Good; he'll be home any- Oh crap! We forgot to clean the ceiling!
Woman: There's no time!
Hat Guy: Wait, I'll handle it.
[[Man with briefcase enters the house]]
Hat Guy: Hi. Did you know "gullible" is written on your ceiling?
Man: Hah. Yeah, right.
{{title text: Man, this trick has saved me so many times.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.