[[A man points to a diagram of a particle accelerator]]
Man 1: Do you have any thoughts regarding the particle accelerator's tertiary F.E.L. Guidance System?
Man 2: We can't put the broken part in the machine. It wouldn't smash the right tiny things together. Then the machine might break. That would be very bad.
[[Text at the bottom reads "I spent all night reading simple.wikipedia.org, and now I can't stop talking like this.]]
{{Title text: Actually, I think if all higher math professors had to write for the Simple English Wikipedia for a year, we'd be much better shape academically.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.