[[A guy is looking at a kindle]]
Girl: A Kindle? E Books, huh?
Guy: Ebooks are for chumps.
Girl: Why get a kindle, then?
Guy: One reason:
FREE Cellular web access. Even if I spend months broke and drunk in a strange city, I'll still be able to use wikipedia and wikitravel to learn about anything I need.
Girl: Why does that sound familiar? Gimme that. [[Girls takes the kindle]]
[[The top of the kindle says "Amazon Kindle"]]
[[Girl scratches at the top]] <<scrape, scrape, scrape>>
Top of "kindle": Hitchhiker's Guid...
{{Alt-text: I'm happy with my Kindle 2 so far, but if they cut off the free Wikipedia browsing, I plan to show up drunk on Jeff Bezos's lawn and refuse to leave.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.