[[A male xkcd figure is playing with an etch-a-sketch]]
Male: Hey. If draw enough lines, I can see what's behind the screen.
Male: Oh man, almost...
Etch-a-Sketch: Hi!
[[Head of a female xkcd figure appears behind etch-a-sketch]]
Female: You're cute!
Male: Wha-
Female: I'm the one who draws when you turn the knobs.
Female: It's lonely in here.
Male: It's lonely out here too.
Female: I'm glad you found me, then!
Female: Let's be friends.
Female: And never be lonely again.
[[Panels break apart into thought bubbles coming from male as he sits with his etch-a-sketch]]
Male: *sigh*
[[Etch-a-sketch shows what is behind the glass; it is just the mechanics of the machine]]
[[Male shakes etch-a-sketch]]
{{title text: Surrounded by boring mysteries.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.