[[A man is talking to a woman]]
Man: I used to think correlation implied causation.
Man: Then I took a statistics class. Now I don't.
Woman: Sounds like the class helped.
Man: Well, maybe.
{{Title text: Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.