Narration: Signs your coders don't have enough work to do:
[[A man sitting at his workstation; a female co-worker behind him]]
Man: I'm almost up to my old typing speed in dvorak
[[Two men standing by a server rack]]
Man #1: Our servers now support gopher.
Man #1: Just in case.
[[A woman standing near her workstation speaking to a male co-worker]]
Woman: Our pages are now HTML, XHTML-STRICT, and haiku-compliant
Man: Haiku?
Woman: <div class="main">
Woman: <span id="marquee">
Woman: Blog!<
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[[A woman sitting at her workstation]]
Woman: Hey! Have you guys seen this webcomic?
{{title text: It's even harder if you're an asshole who pronounces <> brackets.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.