My Hobby: Appending "no pun intended" to lines with no pun in them.
[[Random guy is talking to a guy with a beret]]
Random guy: I think he's internalized his girlfriend's attitudes - no pun intended - and so...
{{Three hours later:}}
[[Beret guy is thinking]]
Beret guy: "Internalized?" Lied? Analyzed? Or is it "attitudes"? Dammit.
{{alt: Like spelling 'dammit' correctly -- with two m's -- it's a troll that works best on the most literate.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.