Pd Regional Population Density (e.g. 18,600
mi^2)
Xf Average Person's Frequency of Sex (e.g. 80
Year)
Xd Average Duration of Se (e.g. 30 Minutes)
r=sqrt(2
pi*Pd*Xr*Xd)
On average, someone within distance r of you is having sex
[[Man standing at easel]]
Man: Mmm, That probable couple 150 meters away is so hot. Oh yeah, theoretically work it, baby.
From out of frame: Hey! No statistical voyeurism!
{{Alt Text: I love how google handles dimensional analysis. Stats are ballpark and vary wildly based on time of day and whether your mom is in town.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.