[[Man 1 is pulling a crossbow out of a desk]]
Man 1: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?
Woman (off-screen): You _don't_?
[[Woman is on panel]]
Man 1 (off-screen): No -- why would...
Woman: You _are_ studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren't you? Like the rest of the lab?
[[Two men, both holding crossbows, joing the woman on panel]]
Man 1: Yes, but why--
Man 2: Maybe he's slow with the math.
Woman: Well, he has until Tuesday.
Man 2: Poor guy.
{{Alt-Text: I hate being the slowest guy in the lab}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.