Person 1: When'd you get the car?
Person 2: It's the darndest thing. We bought it as a prize for the 100,000,000th visitor to our website.
Person 1: And they didn't want it?
Person 2: Apparently.
Person 1: Maybe they didn't see the notice.
Person 2: It was flashing and everything!
Person 1: How bizarre.
{{title text: Somewhere out there is a company that has actually figured out how to enlarge penises, and it's helpless to reach potential customers.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.