[[A dude is sitting at his computer.]]
Man: I love getting pacakges.
[[A woman enters.]]
Man: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. (sic) for $1 items with free shipping.
[[The man checks his doorstop; a package is waiting for him.]]
Man: I gave it $365, so each day it can buy me something random.
Woman: What if you just end up with lots of crap?
Man: I'll give it away. But I'm sure I'll end up with some interesting stuff.
[[Day 1: Length of rubber hose]]
Man: Could be handy around the house.
[[Day 2: Ski mask]]
Man: It's spring, but hey.
[[Day 3: Bear trap]]
Man: Huh.
[[Day 4: Tourist map of the Pentagon]]
Woman: Uh oh.
[[Day 5: Lube]]
Man: I'm stopping this before I end up on every F.B.I. watch list ever.
{{alt-text: Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.