[[Malcolm, Munrovian Male, and Summer Glau standing around with electric skateboards]]
Malcolm Reynolds: meet a few of my friends. this is-
Male: Summer Glau! you were the best part of Chronicles.
Summer: I eat my bodyweight in food every 31 days. that's slightly faster than the human average.
[[Summer stares off into space]]
Malcom: yeah, there's a reason she only plays strange roles.
Male: Ah.
Summer (offscreen): I'm part of the floor now.
[[They find Jewel Staite working on a skateboard's engine]]
Malcolm: and this is Kaylee.
Jewel: my name is Jewel, Nathan.
Malcolm: Kaylee-
Jewel: Jewel.
Malcolm Jewel is fixin' up my new board.
Jewel: almost done!
Male: so wait. Summer's actually weird, Jewel's actually a mechanical whiz...
Male: ...will Morena Baccarin be here? is she really a-
Malcolm and Jewel: NO.
[[Setting up for the race]]
Malcolm: Kaylee, I've been gunnin' the radio hand throttle thingy for a while, but it ain't movin'
Jewel: oh, I must've set it to the wrong frequency!
Male (riding around on haywire board): AAAAAAAA
{{title text: No, the best things about The Sarah Connor Chronicles were: (1) watching Sarah and Cameron try to pass for normal, and (2) Cameron throwing people and things through walls. Everything else was pretty secondary.}}
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