[[A woman is sitting at a computer.]]
Speech2Text Commander
Bug #167801
Speech recognition fails on young child voices.
Woman: Hmm.
[[The view enlarges to show a man sitting at another desk.]]
Woman: Hey, can you do me without a condom? We need a young child for something.
Man: Okay.
[[A pregnancy test is displayed. The label indicates not pregnant.]]
[[The woman is at the computer again.]]
Bug #167801
Status: Closed
Reason: Could not reproduce.
{{Title text: Can't and shouldn't.}}
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