[[A group of scientists with goggles and labcoats stand around a pair of beakers.]]
Scientist: The tracking tag will record the shark's movement and habits.
[[The capsule floats upward.]]
Scientist: Then, it will pop free and float to the surface.
[[A coast is shown, with arrows directed from water to land.]]
Scientist: We can't afford a recovery program, so the capsules will inflate helium balloons, drift over land,
Scientist: And hopefully be found and mailed to us. Any questions?
[[The capsule has a caption on it.]]
If found please call
[[The scientist is standing over a groggy shark.]]
<<Chunk>>
[[The shark is dropped off a boat, into the water.]]
<<Sploosh>>
Shark: !!!
[[The course of the shark is shown, weaving around islands.]]
[[The capsule is shown stickign out of the shark.]]
<<Click>>
[[The capsule remains attached to the shark.]]
[[The balloon starts to inflate, still attached to the shark and underwater.]]
<<Hissss>>
[[As the balloon inflates, it starts to pull the shark to the surface.]]
Shark: ??
[[The balloon breaks the surface, pulling the shark with it.]]
[[A man and a child are standing together.]]
[[Two scientists run past, screaming. One is holding a microscope.]]
Scientists: AAAAAAAA
[[A shark attached to a huge balloon floats past following the scientists.]]
Shark: <<Chomp chomp>>
Child: Daddy?
Father: Yes?
Child: I want to be a scientist.
{{Title text: Completely implausible? Yes. Nevertheless, worth keeping a can of shark repellent next to the bed.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.