My Hobby:
Getting typography geeks heartfelt cards printed in "papyrus" and watching them struggle to act grateful.
Woman: Thank you for the <<Twitch>> ... lovely... <<Twitch>> birthday card!
[[The woman is holding a card open and looking at someone. An angry tic is flicking on her forehead.]]
{{Title text: I secretly, deep in my guilty heart, like Papyrus and don't care if it's overused. [Cue hate mail in beautifully-kerned Helvetica.]}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.