[[A man is hunched up at a computer. A circle surrounds him; the rest of the panel is black.]]
Narrator: I shouldn't have watched all that porn as a teenager.
Narrator: It's not that it scarred me.
[[The computer screen is visible. It shows an online video player, with what appears to be someone performing cunnilingus. Ads are also visible, though what they depict is not.]]
Narrator: It's just that we had dial-up.
[[A 14.4kbps modem is shown.]]
Narrator: And now I'm stuck with a fetish.
Narrator: For video compression.
[[A man and a woman are in bed together.]]
Man: Can you try to look... blockier?
{{Title text: I have a thing for corrupt women.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.