[[Two couples meet.]]
Woman #2: I thought your android girlfriend was cool so I got myself an android boyfriend.
Woman #2: He's really great. I like how --
Woman #2: Uh.
[[Woman #1, the android girlfriend, rushes over to Man #2, the android boyfriend.]]
<<Zip>>
Voice: Mmmmm...
[[Man #1 and Woman #2 look at something which is off the panel.]]
Man #1: ... Huh.
Woman #2: It's like somebody stuck a vibrator in a fleshlight.
<<Whirrr>
Voice: Mmmm
<<Click>>
{{Title text: Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.