Woman: We had a threesome last night.
Man: How was it?
Woman: Awkward -- it was with a physicist.
Man: Why's that awkward?
Woman: They can't solve the three-body problem.
Man: Ah, yes.
{{Title text: I wanted us to try finding an approximate numeric solution, but noooo.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.