[[A man is standing talking to a man in a chair, who is holding a phone.]]
Man #1: Did you call that hot girl from the party yet?
Man #2: I've been trying.
Man #2: It's weird. I swear I got her the first time. But now it says the number's wrong.
Man #1: What did you say she did, again?
Man #2: Voice work. At Verizon, I think.
Man #2: Why?
Man #1: No reason.
[[A woman is talking into a phone, in an italic voice.]]
Woman: We're sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed.
Man #2: Damn.
<<Click>>
Woman: Please check the number and try again.
{{Title text: Hobby: seeing how many menu selections you can get someone to go through before they realize you're not an automated system and
or hang up.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.