Narrator: He has dreams.
[[Man is gesturing to woman.]]
Man: I was in this weird cross between work and my old house...
Narrator: Which he'll tell you all about.
Narrator: He can speak French.
Narrator: Or could in high school, anyway.
Narrator: A little.
Man: Man, I knew all these tenses and stuff once.
Narrator: His blog has four posts, all apologies for not posting more.
[[The man is sitting at a desk, typing.]]
Man: Sorry, I've been trying to think of stuff to put here.
Narrator: He is
Narrator: The least interesting man in the world.
[[The man is sitting at a table. Two women are paying no attention to him.]]
Man: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I stick to a glass or two. Any more and I feel sick.
{{Title text: Stay while I recount the crazy TF2 kill I managed yesterday, my friends.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.