Man: I now have every Discworld book!
Woman: Eh. Building a Kindle collection seems pointless.
Man: Yeah, I know the DRM means I'll probably lose them someday.
Woman: No, pointless in general.
Woman: Sure, you satisfy deep magpie-like urges by building neat collections, but you still die alone.
Man: Sorry, sometimes I mistake your existential crises for technical insights.
Woman: Sometimes I mistake this for a universe that cares.
{{Title text: You know what really helps an existential crisis? Wondering how much shelf space to leave for a Terry Pratchett collection.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.