Man: I'm psychic, you know.
Woman: There's no such thing.
Man: Okay, think of a number from one to one hundred.
Woman: Okay.
Man: 43.
Woman: Holy shit!
Man: I try not to let it affect my life too much.
Woman: Wait, I can't believe this.
Man: Don't worry about it. Forget I said anything.
Woman: But--
Man: Let's get to the movie.
Woman: I, uh... Ok, sure.
Narrator: This trick may only work 1% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it.
{{Title text: You can do a lot better than 1% if you start keeping track of the patterns in what numbers people pick.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.