I want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart's not really in it.
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.