Woman: I've traveled here from the year 1983 to say this:
Woman: {{In italics}} Are there any bagels left?
[[A man is eating something.]]
Narrator: While it's technically true, I wish she'd stop prefacing every sentence with that.
{{Title text: She also starts every letter with "Dear Future <your name>".}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.