[[A man is sitting at a computer, typing.]]
Man: I've loved our online chats these past few months, Lisa.
Computer: Me too. I really like you, Rob.
[[The man continues to type.]]
Man: It's just... now and then you mention products you like, and... I worry.
Computer: What? Honey...
[[The man types.]]
Man: Before this goes any further, I think we should go get tested. You know, together.
Computer: You don't trust me?
Man: I just want to be sure.
[[A web browser is open.]]
VK Couples Testing
Test ID: 21871138
Waiting...Partner connected.
((A pair of CAPTCHA images))
[You] Library
[Partner] Kittens
Man: Okay, mine says "library". Yours?
Computer: I... uh...
Man: Oh god.
Computer: I'm more than a spambot! Our love was real!
Man: Goodbye, Lisa.
{{Title text: Fine, walk away. I'm gonna go cry into a pint of Ben&Jerry's Brownie Batter(tm) ice cream [link], then take out my frustration on a variety of great flash games from PopCap Games(r) [link].}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.