[[A shelf holds 3 boxes of cereal. Each box shows a bowl of cereal.]]
GenCo Oat Cereal
StayPuft Oat Cereal
RedFarm Oat Cereal ((with additional text in a star)) Asbestos-free!
Narrator: I hate whatever marketer first realized you could do this.
{{Title text: Asbestos is bad; definitely get the one on the right. Wait -- this one over here has no swine flu! Now I can't decide.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.