[[A surgeon is standing over a patient on a gurney.]]
Patient: While you're doing the surgery, can you also implant this in my arm?
Surgeon: A USB port?
Man: Just wire it up to some nerves.
Surgeon: ... This won't let your brain control USB devices, you know.
Man: Sure -- I just want the hardware.
Man: The rest is software; I'm sure there will be a project to patch together support eventually.
Surgeon: Ah -- you're a Linux user, I see.
Man: Yeah, how'd you know?
{{Title text: Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.