[[A graph plots time vs. 3 lines.]]
[[Dysentery cases starts high, drops to near zero with time.]]
[[Laptop sales starts at zero, then raises.]]
[[Frequency of conversations in which one participant is on the toilet - falls as dysentery cases falls, then rises again with laptop sales.]]
{{Title text: If the dysentery graph looks historically inaccurate it's because I got all my data from Oregon Trail.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.