[[Rob and his nephew are sitting on the ground. Rob is holding a flashlight up to his face.]]
Rob: But they NEVER FOUND THE GHOST'S HEAD!
Nephew: Lame story, Uncle Rob.
Rob: And you could do scarier?
Nephew: Sure.
Rob: Try me.
Nephew: 9
11 happened before I was born, yet I'm old enoguh to have this conversation with you.
[[Rob has dropped the flashlight.]]
[[Rob has curled up and wrapped his arms around himself.]]
{{Title text: I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say this, and every 14-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokemon hit the US over a decade ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.