Bitten by a radioactive Carl Sagan in 1995, Sagan-Man possesses the powers and abilities of Carl Sagan.
Victim, off-panel: Help! Thief!
[[Sagan-Man spins around. A blue cape appears on his back.]]
[[Sagan-Man runs towards the direction of the shout.]]
[[He encounters the thief, holding a purse.]]
Sagan-Man: Hey, you!
Thief: What?
Sagan-Man: Do you realize just how crazy it is that we've BEEN TO THE MOON?
{{Title text: They laugh now, but within 10 years the city's entire criminal class will have quit to work on space research.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.