[[Beret Guy is speaking into a mic in front of a sign that says Volvo Cars. A woman is filming him, and another is walking by with a briefcase.]]
Beret Guy: I'm documenting my quest to meet with the CEO of Volvo.
Businesswoman: Get lost.
[[Security guards are attempting to restrain Beret Guy and the camerawoman.]]
Beret Guy: Wait! I've come so far! Just let me see him!
[[They've reached the CEO's desk, which has the Volvo logo on it.]]
CEO: All right, you've reached me. What is it you want to talk about?
Beret Guy: Do you realize how much your company's name sounds like "vulva"?
CEO: Security?
{{Title text: Hey, let go! We were all thinking it! Someone had to speak truth to power!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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