Coming this March from the makers of The Core ...
[[A woman is looking through a telescope in an observatory. Two men are nearby.]]
Woman: The sun's fusion is failing!
Man 1: (small) Does that make sense?
Man 2: (small) Whatever.
Woman: If we don't send a ship to restart it, it could go out completely!
Man 1: Call NASA!
Man 2: (on the phone) Assemble our hottest astronauts.
[[Four astronauts stand at the other end of the phone. The one holding the handset has the helmet of a space suit under his arm.]]
Astronaut: The earth bathed in eternal darkness? A night without a dawn? Not on my watch!
Astronaut: Saddle up.
[[The four astronauts are shown in silhouette on gray, casting huge shadows towards the bottom of the panel from the sun in the center.]]
It's DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME.
(caption) Never fall back.
{{Title text: Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch! Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.