[[Two people are talking.]]
Person 1: Avatar? Yeah, I saw it last week with ...
[[Person 1 walks out of the panel.]]
[[Person 1 returns with a ladder.]]
[[Person 1 stands on top of the ladder, shouting through a megaphone.]]
Person 1: ... MY GIRLFRIEND.
Person 2: You know, if this phase of your relationship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you both.
Person 1: What phase?
Person 1: So, did I mention I'm seeing someone?
{{Title text: The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.