[[On a blackboard.]]
(Plank energy
Pressure at the Earth's core) x (Prius combined EPA gas mileage
Minimum width of the English Channel) = pi
[[A teacher indicates this equation with a pointer in front of a class.]]
Teacher: It's correct to within experimental error, and the units check out. It must be a fundamental law.
Student: But what if they build a better Prius?
Teacher (italic): Then England will drift out to sea.
{{Title text: Or the pressure at the Earth's core will rise slightly.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.