[[A person is holding up a pointer to a screen with an image of the World Trade Center towers mid-disaster.]]
Person: Based on my analysis, I believe the government faked the plane crash and demolished the WTC north tower with explosives.
Person: The south tower, in a simultaneous but unrelated plot, was brought down by actual terrorists.
The 9
11 truthers responded poorly to my compromise theory.
{{Title text: I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.